- Mom thinks her Kindle Fire is going to quit working every single day, because Amazon keeps sending her the message that her Amazon Prime 1-Month Free Trial account has expired.
- The dog fell in her own poop
- I forgot the ramp to put her in the car, so I had to lift a poop-covered dog into the car
- Because she hates to be lifted, she kicked me in the bladder and I peed my pants
- So I was covered in poop AND pee from 2 different sources, all within 3 minutes
- Is that enough? Or should I tell you about the menopause? No, let's save that one.