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September 15, 2011

my swollen eye

File under: things I didn’t even know you could do until now.

Last night I was getting into bed with a book in my hand (“La Seduction,” an ironically tedious examination of all the ways the French fill their lives with pleasure).

At the same time, I was attempting to pull the covers up. Can you see where this is going? Neither did I!

The book slipped from my hand as I pulled and bashed me in the bridge of the nose. Yes, I came damn near to breaking my own nose with a book. In bed.

It takes skill, people.

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