You know what is dangerous? Bears!
The Santa and wire-frame reindeer didn’t flummox her, but she thought the bear was real. She approached it slowly, put her head down, stretched out her neck, froze.
After a minute she gave an all-four-foot jump and a mighty WOOF as if to scare the bear out of its stupor.
I had to kind of drag her away. Otherwise, we would probably still be there, protecting the neighborhood from bears.