Things that are funnier now than they were at the time
May 9, 2012
- Mom thinks her Kindle Fire is going to quit working every single day, because Amazon keeps sending her the message that her Amazon Prime 1-Month Free Trial account has expired.
- The dog fell in her own poop
- I forgot the ramp to put her in the car, so I had to lift a poop-covered dog into the car
- Because she hates to be lifted, she kicked me in the bladder and I peed my pants
- So I was covered in poop AND pee from 2 different sources, all within 3 minutes
- Is that enough? Or should I tell you about the menopause? No, let’s save that one.
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Suebob's Red Stapler 
Oh wow. Yay for the changed perspective of hindsight!
One of these things is not like the others…
My funnier now thing is the cat kept sitting in the paperwork this morning. I lifted his heftyness off at least 4 times before I got pissed and gave up.
Numbers one through three solicited an internal “ugh,” but number 4 caught me by surprise and I laughed out loud…and I may have to read it a few more times throughout the day. LOL
Hahahahaha… you’re the best, Suebob!
I can see why none of these things were funny at the time, but they amused the hell out of me to read, and I needed that today. Thanks, Suebob!
Thanks for the laugh, sb! Hope you’re still chuckling, too.
If only you had a cat to keep Goldie company in the car; then you could have also had some vomit on you.
Arg! I thought a left a comment here earlier. It said something about hugging you after you’d cleaned yourself up. And then I did that thing here at my desk where I put my arms around you and pretended to hug you with out actually touching you. I’ve had two prednisone pills and four cookies today. That’s the only explanation for any of this comment.
I love it when you break your own rules about blogging bodily functions!