All Growed Up

November 5, 2012

I usually hate hearing about people’s dreams, but this was perfect, so bear with me.

In my dream, I fell in love with a brilliant Mark Zuckerberg-esque CEO, who also offered me a job that came with housing.

When I got to the housing, I found out it was a dorm room with four young guys, where I had to sleep on the floor. I was like “Oh, my boyfriend is testing me and my dedication to him and the company!”

Then I thought “Hey, you’re a grown-ass woman. You can rent your own place.”

Then I thought “You’re a grown-ass woman. You don’t need a boyfriend who tests your dedication.”

So I left.

10 Comments

Scoobie permalink

November 5, 2012 21:32

Brilliant!
- Suebob permalink*
  
  November 6, 2012 06:40
  
  It only took 51 years.
Anonymous permalink

November 6, 2012 00:14

Freud lives! Or at least, Anna Freud.
- Suebob permalink*
  
  November 6, 2012 06:40
  
  Besides, I don’t even LIKE Mark Zuckerberg.
Aunt Snow permalink

November 6, 2012 06:18

Funny!!!
- Suebob permalink*
  
  November 6, 2012 06:41
  
  But Idris Elba could probably convince me to live in the dorm.
  - kizzbeth permalink
    
    November 6, 2012 08:00
    
    Idris Elba is a whole different league.
akismet-5df1b75dffbdc0cbfa20ef7cb98c8f89 permalink

November 6, 2012 11:16

I freaking love this!!!!
cindymaddera permalink

November 7, 2012 06:05

Ibris Elba could possibly convince me to smoke crack.

And your dream was brilliant.
Lisa Morris Frame permalink

November 15, 2012 09:59

Love this. Love it, love it, love it.