Skip to content

All Growed Up

November 5, 2012

I usually hate hearing about people’s dreams, but this was perfect, so bear with me.

In my dream, I fell in love with a brilliant Mark Zuckerberg-esque CEO, who also offered me a job that came with housing.

When I got to the housing, I found out it was a dorm room with four young guys, where I had to sleep on the floor. I was like “Oh, my boyfriend is testing me and my dedication to him and the company!”

Then I thought “Hey, you’re a grown-ass woman. You can rent your own place.”

Then I thought “You’re a grown-ass woman. You don’t need a boyfriend who tests your dedication.”

So I left.

  1. Scoobie permalink
    November 5, 2012 21:32


  2. Anonymous permalink
    November 6, 2012 00:14

    Freud lives! Or at least, Anna Freud.

    • November 6, 2012 06:40

      Besides, I don’t even LIKE Mark Zuckerberg.

  3. November 6, 2012 06:18


    • November 6, 2012 06:41

      But Idris Elba could probably convince me to live in the dorm.

  4. November 6, 2012 11:16

    I freaking love this!!!!

  5. November 7, 2012 06:05

    Ibris Elba could possibly convince me to smoke crack.

    And your dream was brilliant.

  6. November 15, 2012 09:59

    Love this. Love it, love it, love it.

Comments are closed.

%d bloggers like this: