Mom and Abbie Lynn
Abbie Lynn and I go to Mom’s for a visit.
“Wanna go see Grandma?” I say.
Abbie won’t stop licking Mom’s feet.
I mean, seriously, she will NOT STOP.
“What is wrong with that dog?” I wonder.
Mom laughs and laughs. “It tickles!”
After about 10 minutes, Mom finally says “Oh, I guess I DID drop a bunch of bacon on my feet this morning.”