The real stories behind great art: The Nymphaeum
Alyssa dropped her iPhone in the grass while she was trying to get a picture of MaryKate’s vajazzling. Trina tried to squeeze her big butt onto the swing with Kellie, but there was no room, so Heather, concerned for safety, tried to stop them (she’s a risk manager for a Fortune 500 company and she thinks absolutely everything is dangerous. She wears a helmet while driving, for goodness sake).
Shandra laid on the ground, looking for all the world like she was naked, but she was really just wearing those transparent Lululemon pants (she loves her some Lululemon and doesn’t care HOW overpriced it is. Don’t even try to talk to her about the fact that it’s see-thru).
In the background, the cheerleading team cooled off after practice. High-flying basket tosses really work up a sweat, let me tell you. It is TOO a sport.