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I Know You Do, But What Do I?

February 28, 2019

The funniest part of jury duty came from the police body cam video.

They stop a car with a plainly impaired man in the driver’s seat and a youth of about 24 years of age in the passenger seat.

After some investigation, they find meth, which the driver admits he is “holding for a friend.” That trick never works!

The police decide to search suspect #2, the young man.

Police Officer: Do you mind if I search you?

Youth: Do you have consent?

Police Officer: Um, I’m asking…

Youth: I’m not trying to be an asshole. I don’t have anything. I just want to know if you have consent.

Police Officer: [a moment of puzzled silence]

Youth: I mean, I’m not trying to give you a hard time.

Police Officer: I’m going to take a look on your person, ok?

Youth: [puts hands behind head]

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