What Made Me Laugh This Morning

A flock of 30 Canada Geese comes flying and honking over the house.

I’m sure they are going to land on the pond behind me, and one goose is, too. He makes a clumsy descent, his big goose-feet out in front of him, aiming at the water.

He didn’t get the message, though – they aren’t landing.

He pulls out of the dive, flapping mighily, barely clearing the house on the other side of the pond.

The geese all wheel around and make a crashing landing on the pond.

The goose who aborted his landing honks at the rest of them. I think he is yelling “What the hell, guys? Did you not see me back there?”