Sitting in the shade, getting kind of chilly
Instant Messaging with our IT guy, which is how we do it now.
IT Guy: So here’s how you do it [explains first step]
Suebob: [waiting for steps 2-5]: Then?
IT Guy: What do you need? You asked me what do and I told you.
Suebob: [thinking] Aw, hell no. You did NOT just say that. MUST MAINTAIN COMPOSURE. DO NOT HURT IT GUY.
Suebob: [IMing] I need to know what I do after I do the first step. Do I do X, do I do Y [giving examples of actions I might take].
IT Guy: You’ll have to talk to the person who suggested this project. I don’t have an answer.
Suebob: [With all the shade in shadedom] Oh, okay. I didn’t realize you wouldn’t know how to do it.
IT Guy: No problem.
Suebob: [thinking] Of course not. No brain, no problem.
Suebob: [I am the real Suebob Shady]: You tried! I appreciate that!