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Things That People Have Told Me Not To Eat Because They Are Bad For Me

January 4, 2011

Green & Purple Kohlrabi
Kohlrabis are fine, apparently

White Flour
White Sugar
Brown Sugar
Artificial Sweeteners
Fat in general
Artificial Creamer
Carbs in General
Vitamin E
Hard Squashes
Salad Dressing
Egg Yolks
White Rice

Anything I’m missing?

  1. January 4, 2011 14:37

    Every time someone tells me that, I answer: well if I die tomorrow from eating sushi (or whatever) tonight, you be sure to say, I told you so at my funeral.

    • January 4, 2011 16:23

      I have a cookbook called “Jane Brody’s Good Food: Living the High Carbohydrate Way” from the 80s. If you told someone now that you were on a high-carb diet, they would FREAK OUT.

  2. January 4, 2011 15:48

    If you like and it tastes good, it must be bad for you.

    • January 4, 2011 16:23

      What is good for you today is poison tomorrow…just when you find something to like, they’ll suddenly say it is bad…

  3. January 4, 2011 16:25

    Heh. I like this. 😉

    • January 4, 2011 16:25

      But at least my favourite vegetable is OK, probably because there are still so many people who don’t know what kohlrabi is!

      • January 4, 2011 20:55

        I love kohlrabi. But you have to get small ones, because the big ones are too woody to peel!

  4. Karen Sugarpants permalink
    January 4, 2011 17:29

    Corn! Cool whip! Velveeta! Marshmallows!
    Sushi is bad? Dammit!

    • January 4, 2011 20:56

      Sushi will KILL you, don’t you know?

  5. January 4, 2011 19:26

    chocolate. chocolate will KILL you.

    • January 4, 2011 20:56

      But it feels so good while it is doing it!

  6. January 5, 2011 04:30

    Funny. I just listed all the stuff I ate during the holidays. Your list looks healther. Even though someone told you NOT to eat any of it.

    • January 5, 2011 06:19

      It has been the lifelong work of different people to tell me what not to eat…the carbs thing was a guy at a party, who went on for about 45 minutes about how I should not eat carbs…gah. The weird thing is that all these diet advisors are so self-assured, without a doubt in their minds that they know what is right and wrong to eat.

  7. January 5, 2011 09:27

    High Fructose Corn Syrup!

  8. mdog permalink
    January 5, 2011 10:26

    this is why i don’t like people.

  9. January 5, 2011 14:21

    Salad Dressing IS bad for you. It tastes like demons.

    • January 5, 2011 15:22

      How do you know what demons taste like? Hmmmmm? DEMON-LICKER!

  10. lizgwiz permalink
    January 5, 2011 14:49

    This probably falls under the general category of “white flour,” but I’m actually a little afraid of white Wonder bread. I had some in my refrigerator for over a year-and-a-half (it was left at my house by someone else–I don’t like it, so I never ate it), and it NEVER MOLDED. Not one speck. I was planning to keep it as long as it took to determine the half-life, but it got wet and turned into a bag of unmoldy mush. What kind of “food” NEVER molds?

    On the other hand, maybe I should be eating it…those preservatives might be keeping ME young, too!

    • January 5, 2011 15:23

      I bought some organic strawberries and they got moldy within about 18 hours. “Regular” strawberries never rotted. They shriveled, but did not mold…scary for sure.

  11. bonuela permalink
    January 6, 2011 07:10

    i’m going to have to agree with brains. might not kill you, but is that reason enough to eat them?

    • January 6, 2011 09:06

      I’m surprised no one said “BRAIIIIIIIIIIINS.”

      I have never actually eaten brains, but pretty much every restaurant on my street has them on the menu, so I could if I wanted to.

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