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Somebody said we must vlog

August 3, 2014

At BlogHer, I went to a breakout session where they said we must vlog. Vlogging is chiefly notable for the fact that it is an even uglier word than “blogging.”

I decided to make a very serious, important vlog for my first topic. To show you how serious I am, I didn’t do anything frivolous like freshen up my makeup, comb my hair or look for good lighting. You are welcome.

I didn’t make this clear in the video BECAUSE I AM A PROFESSIONAL Y’ALL but I just wanted to point out how annoying these knobs are. If I could find the designer, I would slap him (yes, I’m pretty sure it it a him. A him who never had to clean bathroom knobs) with a rubber glove across his smug designer face.

Do you take me more seriously now that you know I can do video? Will this amazing video go viral? Should I be prepared for fame? I’mnna start practicing shouting “NO PAPARAZZI” now just in case.

  1. neilochka permalink
    August 4, 2014 01:57

    is this your newly painted bathroom?

    • August 4, 2014 06:38

      Argh. The landlord told his helper NOT to paint the bathroom because he FORGOT we stood in there and looked at the peeling paint and talked about me. So now I apparently have a landlord who is both cheap and senile.

  2. cindymaddera permalink
    August 5, 2014 07:18

    I would clean those nobs one time. Then toss them into a fire. You’re good.

    • August 5, 2014 13:46

      Believe me, I have thought about it. But apparently they’re so old they don’t make new knobs that fit that fixture…arg. And the other charming thing is that the landlord cut the backsplash so short that the back of the faucet rests directly against it, making a trap for water and soap scum that is almost impossible to clean…My house is so funky.

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