Somebody said we must vlog
At BlogHer, I went to a breakout session where they said we must vlog. Vlogging is chiefly notable for the fact that it is an even uglier word than “blogging.”
I decided to make a very serious, important vlog for my first topic. To show you how serious I am, I didn’t do anything frivolous like freshen up my makeup, comb my hair or look for good lighting. You are welcome.
I didn’t make this clear in the video BECAUSE I AM A PROFESSIONAL Y’ALL but I just wanted to point out how annoying these knobs are. If I could find the designer, I would slap him (yes, I’m pretty sure it it a him. A him who never had to clean bathroom knobs) with a rubber glove across his smug designer face.
Do you take me more seriously now that you know I can do video? Will this amazing video go viral? Should I be prepared for fame? I’mnna start practicing shouting “NO PAPARAZZI” now just in case.